Soap Recipes

Description:

A list of recipes for magic soap.

One look at these artisan-crafted, small-batch soaps and your aunt is guaranteed to shit all fucking over herself. She’ll completely drench her drawers in her own fecal matter when you mention that each bar features fragrant lavender and chamomile essential oils. Available individually or in bowel-clearing sets of six.

Having the special ingredient halves the price of the soap and grants a +5 bonus to all craft and spellcraft checks for the soap.

Boundary Soap
Aura moderate evocation; CL 9th
Slot —; Price 18,000 gp; Weight
The surface of this stick of white soap is covered with silvery runes.
Using the soap to draw a line 1 to 10 feet long on a solid surface creates a wall of force, extending 10 feet straight out from the surface. Drawing a line takes one standard action which provokes acts of opportunity. Each wall lasts 10 minutes, but can be immediately dismissed by touching it again with the soap. One stick of boundary soap can draw 200 feet of line before it is used up.
Requirements: Craft Wondrous Item, wall of force,
Special Ingredient:
Cost: 9000gp*

Diamond Dust Soap
Aura n/a; CL n/a
Slot —; Price 1,000 gp; Weight
This is incredibly abrasive white soap is infused with lilac essence and 1000gp worth of diamond dust.
While the soap is completely mundane its so abrasive that it acts as a Adamantine Wire Saw . Each time it is used in this way 100gp of soap is consumed. More than anything else this soap is an effective way to carry around a lot of diamond dust.
Requirements:
Special Ingredient: Diamond dust
Cost: 1000gp *

Dwarven Poison Stop Soap
Aura Strong conjuration; CL 7th
Slot -; Price 1400 gp; Weight -.
This small red soap smells like roses and taste extreamly bitter.
Washing ones mouth out with this soap detoxify any sort of venom in the creature or object washed. This requires a full round action. If the target is a creature it gets to make a Fort save against each poison affecting the target with a +10 alchemical bonus. Success means that the poison is neutralized. A cured creature suffers no additional effects from the poison, and any temporary effects are ended, but the spell does not reverse instantaneous effects, such as hit point damage, temporary ability damage, or effects that don’t go away on their own.
This spell can instead neutralize the poison in a poisonous creature or object. If used on a creature, the creature receives a Will save DC 20 negate the effect. Unwilling creatures must be pinned or otherwise made helpless before they can be washed. The soap is sufficient to wash one creature’s mouth out.
Requirements: Craft Wondrous Item, neutralize posion
Special Ingredient: A dose of poison injury posion with a DC 17 or higher
Cost: 700 gp*

Evil Soap
Aura faint abjuration; CL 1th
Slot -; Price 50 gp; Weight -.
Small nettles are suspended in this clear soap and it smells of EVIL.
Bathing in the soap requires a full round and grants the bather the spell protection from good. The resistance and enlarge effect last 2 minutes but the fresh sent of evil lasts all day. Seriously, though the bather registers as evil for the rest of the day, using thier own HD to determine how evil
Unwilling creatures must be pinned or otherwise made helpless before they can be washed. The soap is sufficient to wash one creature’s mouth out.
Requirements: Craft Wondrous Item, protection from good
Special Ingredient: Evil Stinging Nettles
Cost: 25 gp*

Gmonish Spring Soap
Aura faint abjuration; CL 3th
Slot -; Price 300 gp; Weight -.
This soap is a cloudy green and has a faint sulferous smell.
Bathing in the soap requires a full round and grants the bather cold resistance 10. The resistance last 30 minutes but the fresh sent of appricotes lasts all day.
Unwilling creatures must be pinned or otherwise made helpless before they can be washed. The soap is sufficient to wash one creature’s mouth out.
Requirements: Craft Wondrous Item, resist energy
Special Ingredient: Ice Toad…
Cost: 150 gp*

Loadstone Soap
Aura faint transmutation; CL 5th
Slot -; Price 3,000 gp; Weight 50 lb.
This coarse grey soap is covered in the Terran word for weight repeated again and again in different fonts and sizes.
Newly crafted bar of Loadstone soap is good for three uses. The soap is easy to froth and bubble when placed in water. Sloshing the bar of soap in a bucket of water for as a full round action effectively puts one use of the soap into the bucket. Soapy water so created can be used to deliver the soap’s through a ranged touch attack with a range of 10ft and no increment.
One application of the soap increases the object’s weight by 100 pounds. The target of the soap is unable to run and has his movement halved for one hour or until it is washed away by atleast 10 gallons of water. In addition the target of the soap must make a will save (DC 15) or be under the affect of the spell slow for 5 rounds.
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, slow, stone shape; Skill Craft (alchemy);
Speical Ingredient : a loadstone or a pinch of Powdered Dead Guy
Cost 1,500 gp

Rock Troll Testical Soap
Aura Moderate transmutation; CL 11th
Slot -; Price 3,000 gp; Weight 2 lbs.
This yellow soap has two round lumps in it, it is as smooth as sandpaper, and reaks so strongly of carrion you wonder how this could ever be considered soap.
When used to wash a creature that has been petrified it sort of removes that condition but at a terrible price. The petrified condtion remains but is suppressed so long as the creature remains out of direct sunlight. The creature also exudes a carrion stench that causes all living creatures (including itself) in a 10-foot-radius spread to become sickened (Fortitude DC 15 negates). A neutralize poison spell removes the effect from a sickened creature, and creatures immune to poison are unaffected by the stench. This is a poison effect.
The petrification suppression and the exuding of the carrion stench are both permenent. The only way to get rid of the stench is to be turned into stone again or recieve a stone to flesh spell. When recieving a a stone to flesh spell the charater automatically succeeds it foritude save to survive.
Thankfully the soap is sufficient to wash one creature.
Requirements: Craft Wondrous Item, stone to flesh, ghoul touch
Special Ingredient: 2 x Rock Troll Testicals
Cost: 1500 gp*

Screaming Soap
Aura faint enchantment (compulsion) [mind-affecting]; CL 5th
Slot -; Price 2500 gp; Weight 2 lbs.
This opaque purple bar of soap is always slimy and leaves the creature washed as clean as their conscious.
Unwilling creatures must be pinned or otherwise made helpless before they can be washed. While being washed the creature can not help loudly yelling out the truth. Whether its the how many coins they have, directions to the local bakery, what they had for lunch today, or embarrassing facts about their personal life they have to tell the truth.
Each round that the creature is being washed they must succeed a will save (DC 15) or be force to answer one question truthfully. Each time that they succeed the saving throw the creature reveils something embarrassing about themselves. A newly created bar of Screaming Soap can be used for a total of 25 rounds that need not be used consecutively.
At the end of the bath Evil creatures are left dirtier than before unless they fail all their saves. Also Good creatures are left dirtier than before if the succeed all their saves.
Requirements: Craft Wondrous Item, zone of truth
Special Ingredient: Screaming Fungus
Cost: 1250 gp*

Scrubbing Ogre’s Universal Cleaner
Aura faint conjuration*CL* 3st
Slot none; Price 4500 gp; Weight 3 lbs.
Are you sick of scrubbing blood stains from the stone floors of your dungeon? Does the idea of actually touching those FILTHY doors disgust you? Are Tired of washing your hands for hours and hours, until they bleed, just to satisfy your OCD? Well then Scrubbing Ogre’s Universal Cleaner is for you! With its patented Green Slime Mold formula you are guaranteed to get dirt, grime, slime, wood, steel, bone, and basically any thing else out of your stone floors.
A new bar of soap can affect up to 50 square feet of surface before it is expended. It can be applied in smaller amounts, to a minimum of 1 square foot per use. It requires a move action for each square foot affected. Against wood, flesh, or metal, green slime deals 2d6 points of damage per round, ignoring metal’s hardness but not that of wood. It does not harm stone. It does not affect anything that radiates cold or fire damage. The bar of soap is completely inert and does not function in direct sunlight.
Using the soap requires careful handling, there is a 10% chance per round that the user is also affected (this does not increase the amount of soap used. If the user has poison use never risks accidentally damaging themselves with the soap.
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, acid arrow;
Special Ingredients Green Slime Mold
Cost 2250 gp

Seer’s Soap
Aura faint divination; CL 5th
Slot -; Price 3500 gp; Weight 2 lbs.
This smooth bar of amber soap has a remarkable clarity.
When scrubbed on a non-magical, inanimate surface, that surface becomes transparent, with an iridescent sheen and sudsy around the edges, allowing observers to see through to the other side. When applied with a circular motion, the surface can only be seen through from the side of the person scrubbing. When applied with an up and down motion, both sides can be seen through. The effect lasts for one hour. If the surface is more than 10 feet thick, the effect fails.
A new bar of soap can affect up to 25 square feet of surface before it is expended. It can be applied in smaller amounts, to a minimum of 1 square foot per use. It requires a move action for each square foot affected.
Spending a full round action scrubbing with a wet cloth or brush dispels the effect on one square foot of surface. Spells with the water descriptor instantly dispel the effect on any part of the surface they contact. If both sides of a surface were made transparent by scrubbing the soap up and down, both sides are dispelled if either side would be dispelled.
Construction
Requirements: Craft Wondrous Item, clairaudience/clairvoyance,
Special Ingredient: Giant Trap Door Spider Eyes
Cost: 1750 gp*

Soap of the Well Endowed
Aura faint transmutation; CL 3th
Slot -; Price 300 gp; Weight -.
This soap is a red tinted clear soap and smells of cinnamon.
Bathing in the soap requires a full round and grants the bather fire resistance 5 and enlarges them as the spell enlarge person. The resistance and enlarge effect last 30 minutes but the fresh sent of cinnamon lasts all day.
Unwilling creatures must be pinned or otherwise made helpless before they can be washed. The soap is sufficient to wash one creature’s mouth out.
Requirements: Craft Wondrous Item, resist energy, enlarge person
Special Ingredient: Giant Owl Bear Feathers
Cost: 150 gp*

Soul Soap
Aura faint abjuration; CL 1st
Slot none; Price 200 gp; Weight 2 lbs.
This small bar of coarse gray soap has tiny pieces of ash, coal, or hard earth embedded in it, making the use of the soap uncomfortable and leaving anyone washed with it as dirty as before.
Washing a creature with the soap requires water and takes 1 minute, after which the creature can attempt a new Will saving throw against any hostile ongoing mind-affecting effect currently affecting it. Unwilling creatures must be pinned or otherwise made helpless before they can be washed. The soap is sufficient to wash one creature.
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, resistance;
Special Ingredients: Stinging Nettle
Cost 100 gp

Spectral Lampblack Soap
Aura strong abjuration; CL 13th
Slot none; Price 4500 gp; Weight 2
This chalky black exfoliating soap provides the user with a variety of benefits against detection.
When liberally applied to the skin as a full-round action, the spectral lampblack cuts the user off from the ethereal plane and renders them invisible to ethereal creatures and all forms of magical sensors for 10 minutes. While under the effects of the lampblack, the user does not set off magical effects (such as traps) that are designed to respond to the user’s presence unless the activation is tied to a mechanical trigger (which the user may still activate normally). Additionally, the lampblack prevents the user from utilizing extradimensional travel (as dimensional anchor) due to the nature of the barrier between planes that the item creates. Complete immersion in water or other liquid removes the pigment and terminates the benefits of the item prematurely.
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, sequester, dimensional anchor;
Special Ingredient: scythe tree ashes
Cost: 2250 gp*

Static Free Soap
Aura faint abjuration; CL 3th
Slot -; Price 300 gp; Weight -.
This soap sticky, brown, soap smells like the forest while its raining.
Bathing in the soap requires a full round and grants the bather electric resistance 10. The resistance last 30 minutes but the fresh smell lasts all day.
Unwilling creatures must be pinned or otherwise made helpless before they can be washed. The soap is sufficient to wash one creature’s mouth out.
Requirements: Craft Wondrous Item, resist energy
Special Ingredient: shambling mound sap
Cost: 150 gp*

Troll Testicle Soap
Aura Strong conjuration; CL 13th
Slot -; Price 4,000 gp; Weight 2 lbs.
This dark green soap has two round lumps in it and smells strongly of pine needles. Somehow you feel dirty just holding it.
Washing with this soap mends severed body members (fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, tails, or even head creatures), broken bones, and by washing your mouth out with it can cause ruined organs grow back. Bathing in the soap requires at least one minute during which physical regeneration occurs. While bathing the subject is nauseated (no save) as they gag and wretch from some unknown reason. Somehow the subject “feels” the soap “crawling” on thier skin. Even after the bath the subject is shaken for 1 hours (no save) as the feeling of the soap lingers.
The soap also cures 4d8+13 and rids the subject of exhaustion and fatigue, and eliminates all nonlethal damage the subject has taken. It has no effect on nonliving creatures (including undead).
Using this soap has been described as a mildly traumatic experience. Frequent use of this soap can result in a strong aversion to the smell of pine and everything troll, unless you’re into that sort of thing. Unwilling creatures must be pinned or otherwise made helpless before they can be washed. The soap is sufficient to wash one creature.
Requirements: Craft Wondrous Item, regenerate
Special Ingredient: 2 x Troll Testicles
Cost: 4,000 gp*

Bio:

List of current Ingredients

  • Stinging Nettle 5
    From Crackjaw’s Lair
  • Evil Tree Leaves (Scythe Tree) 5
  • Powdered Dead Guy 3
    Unique (rapid aging)
  • Troll Balls (stone) 2
  • Troll Balls (Boss) 2
  • Spider eyes (giant trap door) 1
  • Shambling mound 4
  • Fire Breathing owl bear feathers 4
    Unigue, Owl Bear’s Lair
  • Green Slime 4
    Owl Bear’s Lair
  • Shrieking fungus 4
    Owl Bear’s Lair
  • Wyvern Blood 4
  • Giant Frog (you know what) 4
    Ice Toad
  • Stinging Nettle Evil 5
    From Candlemere Island

Soap Recipes

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